I was fortunate again to have another very jolly group this week. They all appeared to enjoy their skiing and the holiday. Some spoke of returning. Their week was rounded off with a fresh fall of snow on Friday night with more during the following day.

On Tuesday two ladies in the group told me, that they thought that they were slowing down the group and would like to be put in another class. During a coffee stop I met an instructor, who had the next class down from me. He readily accepted my two pretty ladies and offered me one of his own, in return, as she was skiing slightly faster than the rest of his group. The following morning my two ladies were back, saying that the other class was slow for them and my group was too fast for them. There is a very easy solution to this problem;. a private lesson.. Both accepted my advice and booked a one hour lesson with Marcus. As the price is the same for one or two people they shared the cost. The result was that they rejoined my class and were able to keep pace with the others.

Monday 25th was of course Burns Night. The Palarine provided excellent Scottish food, including haggis. We had six nationalities dancing Strip the Willow. Mike Jones, the entertainer sang a memorable medley of Elvis songs played in the traditional Scottish style, a great night..

Each year the instructors hold a Burns Party on the Saturday following the 25th. This year we held it in Bogart’s Bar in the Princessa Park. We had very few people at the agreed start time. In fact, at 8-15 pm , we had insufficient ladies for a Strip the Willow. I was forced tto improvise by borrowing one of the bar staff to be the fourth lady. This delightful Spanish lady said that she enjoyed the dance, or did she just prefer this to working behind the bar. Who knows? The evening improved with time and the last dance had 20 dancers. I did not count the Nationalities but I saw Argentineans, Australians, French, Spanish, Swedish and some South Africans. You do not have to be Scottish to enjoy Scottish Country Dancing..



Perhaps I shall get more skiing next week and a little less social life.

I have enjoyed a week of good weather and great company . We had a small overnight fall of snow otherwise the weather was good. I had a beginners group. All twelve were Irish (2 from N.I. and 10 from the Republic. We enjoyed our time on the slopes and met in the evenings to watch ourselves on video, in several bars. Sometimes, the videos were hilarious and other times educational. We had one casualty; Paddy (a great character) injured his knee but was talking about returning next season.

On Wednesday night, we enjoyed a late night Karaoke session in the Derby. I am sorry to report that out of my 12 strong backing group, only 4 made it to the slopes on Thursday morning. (Well it is their holiday; they can do what they want.) I had good attendance for the Friday morning Slalom race. Won by Stephen, who loved skiing from the very first day.

I am going to finish with a Mark Twain quotation (I don’t know why);

“Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company.”

Burns Night

Regular readers will have noticed that I did not post a report last week. This is due to the fact that I had to return to the U.K. for some medical treatment for A.R.M.D. I returned to Arinsal last night, so on Sunday morning I had a great time skiing. The light was flat in the morning but brightened up in the afternoon. The snow was great all day.

It made a nice change to be back home to see my family during the winter. The weather was awful, so in many ways I was glad to be back in Arinsal. I did manage to get a couple of games of badminton during my visit. Two of our mature but fit members are going skiing next week and this made me think of one of things that I keep repeating. Do some exercise before coming skiing. It is often the unfit person who picks up a niggling little injury during their holiday. Enough of my lecturing, now for the commercial;

A week tomorrow (25th), will be Robert Burns’s’ 251st birthday. The Palrine will be holding a Burns Supper with fine Scottish food, including Haggis, Tatties and Neeps. We then have some Scottish Country dancing, a little poetry and modern live music. It promises to be a great evening. For the less sophisticate holidaymaker we hope to hold a Burns party in Bogart’s Bar in the Princess Park Hotel on Saturday 30th. This is a similar night to the Palarine’s but with a lot less food and a lot more drink, This event is popular with the ski instructors, as we can usually rest on Sundays after Mass, whilst all you nice people are travelling to Arinsal.. So if there are any Jocks visiting that week. Bring your kilt.

Happy New Year.

The weather this week has been very changeable. We have had wind rain and snow. The temperature has varied from warm to very cold. This week the New Year’s Eve party was the big social occasion. All the usual bars, El Cau, el Moli Quo Vadis , el Derbi and Cisco’s had very successful parties. I chose to stay in my hotel, The Palarine, which had a special Chinese Dinner and fancy dress party with free drinks.

I was surprised how many people had made a great effort to dress up. Stuart (BBA) was an unmistakeable Freddie Mercury I made a feeble attempt to dress as a pirate. There were several other pirates, all better than me. Paul, the barman looked splendid in a Johnny Depp costume. I concluded, that with so many great pirate costumes around that I could not be Captain Blood but merely Roger the Cabin Boy.

The ladies looked lovely. Fiona was magnificent in her nurse’s costume. Due to N.H.S. cuts, there was very little material in her nurse’s uniform, so one could quite clearly see the colour of her bra, pants and suspenders.(red, by the way) Jane, a lovely local lady, looked delicious in her Bunny Girl outfit. Jane and I had the first dance to get the party moving. Well, Jane is 3 inches taller than me. She was wearing boots with 3 inch heels and of course, bunny ears. This meant that every time I attempted to twirl her, my rather short arms knocked off her bunny girl ears. Jane then had to bend down to pick up her ears; this gave a lovely view of her beautiful cottontail.

There were just too many stunning ladies to mention them all. I had one very pleasant dance with Bubbles DeVere from Little Britain.. I happened to notice that a curvaceous lady had a rude comment on the back of her Anne Summers’ knickers. I won’t repeat it to avoid upsetting the more sensitive readers.

Just after midnight it started to snow quite heavily, so the conga ended up in the street, followed by the inevitable snow ball fight. Ladies with an exposed cleavage became very obvious targets.

I left the party to get just over three hours sleep as I had a class at 9 am. Only 4 out of 11 of my group arrived at 9 o’clock. Well done to Rhian, Dave, Noel and Sam. At my first prearranged coffee stop I was joined by five more of the class. In the end only two of my class did not make it to the mountain on New Years Day.

Overall I think that it was a very succesful week.