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RETURNING GUESTS. On the chair lift, I met a lady on her seventh visit to ARINSAL. I had taught her daughter to ski some years ago.. This had me thinking about returning guests. Last Sunday evening, in the RED X bar I met three lovely young ladies, ALEX, MICHELLE and VICKI, all from CANNOCK. I remembered them from my beginners’ class two years ago. I recall that they did like to party but never missed their class. MATT (Dingo) had helped them last season and he joined us for a drink. During the conversation, they told me that they were not keen on the 10 am start, so we arranged that they would be in the 12 noon class and were placed in the class of my good friend, Sean, a fun loving instructor. They very much enjoyed their week and MICHELLE came first in the class race. The last time I saw them, they were in the ORIENT EXPRESS, an excellent Chinese restaurant beneath the RED X bar. They were surrounded by plates of Thai Crayfish Tails, Spicy King Prawns, Spring Rolls and three instructors.

STEVE and KRYSTYNA, whom I had mentioned in earlier reports are returning on the 16th of March. This will be her sixth and his second visit to Arinsal.

If anyone reading this is a returning guest, why not add a comment? I am sure that people would be interested in your views.

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SKIING HOLIDAY. That phrase consists of two words. The first word “Skiing” is very important but the second word is also important. I believe that the whole holiday should be enjoyed. However sometimes over indulgence during the holiday can ruin your skiing.
Two of my clients did not turn up for the beginners class on Tuesday, due to get overcooked on the Monday Night Pub Crawl.. When they turned up for their lesson the following day, they found that the class had all progressed so much, that they could not keep up with the others in the group. Obviously it is not fair to hold up the whole class because some people have over indulged so they left the class. Sometimes, we are able to find a very slow group with room to take these people, but it is not always possible.
Progress during the first three days of lessons is so fast, with a very steep learning curve. So when clients miss a day, they cannot rejoin their class, unless we can find another group with a suitable level and space. It means that they have virtually left ski school. They can book private lessons if they want to catch up with their group or just do their own thing. So be warned, be sensible with your evening entertainment if you want to enjoy your skiing. Even better skiers cannot ski well with a hangover, I should know!
I am not against having a drink, after all it is YOUR holiday and you should enjoy it which ever way you choose without being lectured to by a boring old fart. I am only trying to explain the consequences of missing lessons during the first three days of your holiday.
I have had three really great nights in my hotel: THE PALARINE, New Year’s Eve,Burns’ Night and the Chinese New Year. Living in the hotel meant that I only had a very short distance to stagger to bed. Now they are talking about hiring an Irish band for St Patrick’s Day. Instructors have to be fit not only for skiing but for the après ski as well. I do a lot of training, to be able to enjoy the evening and still ski the next day. After all it is a working day for me but it is YOUR holiday. ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY AND THE SKIING.

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VILLAGE PEOPLE. This week I thought I would mention some of the Village People that you may meet during your stay in ARINSAL. At the top of the hill is the SAN ANDREU, famous for it’s ”Curryoke” (sic) night, run by two ex ski instructors, SIMON and the much more lovely KIRSTY. If you are ever in the QUO VADIS, you will be served a shot by KEVIN, a very hospitable South African from Scottburgh. His very attractive team includes a very vivacious blonde, CHLOE. Across the road is EL CAU, famous for the Friday Seventies Night. CARLOS runs a very effective team which includes the long serving ALICIA.

EL DERBI, which attracts a lot of Irish guests, is run by South African twins, DEAN and DARREN. After knowing them for about ten years I still get confused when I meet them separately, but can correctly identify them when they are together.

Behind the bar of THE RED X, a bar popular with ski instructors, is TIGGER, who is from Hartlepool. He has a monkey above the bar. For those who are unaware, a monkey is the mascot of Hartlepool F.C. and in a typical piece of English eccentricity, the guy who plays the monkey was elected as Mayor of Hartlepool. What makes the story even better, he was re-elected for a second term.

Down at the bottom of the hill in Erts is the HOTEL PALARINE, where I stay. GRAHAM and STUART run a very friendly team which includes the vibrant and curveious TINA, who is from Argentina, and looks absolutely fabulous when she wears hear Chinese outfit when serving in the BAMBU restaurant.

I apologise to the many other friendly staff in ARINSAL that I have failed to mention but they all know that I love them all.

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Last Wednesday I was in the RED X listening to TREVOR, playing his guitar and singing requests from a rather lively group of Irish skiers. During that evening I danced with a lovely blonde Irish girl called Debbie. She was wearing a figure hugging terracotta dress and calf length leather boots. She looked stunning. This made me think about an earlier report, when I complained, that for five months, I do not get any real ale to drink. Another thing that we miss out here is ladies’ legs. On the slopes they wear ski pants and in the evenings sensible trousers or jeans. Ladies, if you pack a dress and bring suitable shoes that you can carry in a bag to the bars, I can guarantee that you will receive a lot of attention from instructors and other deprived workers.
Every Friday, weather permitting, the ski school holds slalom races. Each instructor has a “gold?” medal to award to the member of his group, who completes the slalom course in the fastest time. The intermediate course is set on Les Fonts, by the very popular Floppy, who trains Argentine boy racers during our summer. The beginners’ course is set near the nursery slope just above the Refugi restaurant and is much easier. These races are filmed and shown in various bars in the evening. This is a very popular event and the bars can get quite crowded during après ski. Many people go on to the Seventies night above El Cau, to hear sounds from the seventies and to watch the Full Monty. Sometimes there are not as many people on the ski slopes on Saturday morning, due to a little over indulgence. But that is another story.